kristin has been a bad kristin
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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