You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize