The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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