guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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