why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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