Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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