She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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