On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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