I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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