508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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