i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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