GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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