No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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