Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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