You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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