Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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