don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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