So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
