You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It's Friday. Sex?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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