Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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