Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
