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I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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