What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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