I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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