Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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