I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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