One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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