he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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