I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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