I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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