dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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