How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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