what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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