Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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