does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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