ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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