no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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