He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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