Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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