I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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