the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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