Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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