Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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