So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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