I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
