You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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