But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Randomize
