what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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