The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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