I cockslap morals
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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