This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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