Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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