Sponge bath it is.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
