New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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