We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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