People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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