hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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