She announced her abortion via fbk
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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