Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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