Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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